Saturday, September 13, 2014

The wan whit votit naw

A hypothetical apology from the person whose single vote tipped the referendum to no...

Ah'm the wan thit votit naw
And ah'm sorry tae yis aw
Fur ah really didna think it wud be me
That cost us independence
When I cast my vote the day
wis the wan preventit Scotland being free

Ah'm a wee bitty feart
Tae tell the truth tae yous
Cus ah ken that ye had hope when ah hid fear
But the nice man on the telly
Tell me what Ah hud tae dae
Independence it wud raise the price ae beer.

Ah'm the wan thit votit naw
And ah'm sorry tae yis aw
Fur ah really didna think it wud be me
That cost us independence
When I cast my vote the day
wis the wan preventit Scotland being free

Ah ken we've got oor pensions
And we could still spend our poonds
And the oil's still sitting there beneath the sea
And the nukes we never use
We could well afford to lose
But that's no whit they said on the bbc

Ah'm the wan thit votit naw
And ah'm sorry tae yis aw
Fur ah really didna think it wud be me
That cost us independence
When I cast my vote the day
wis the wan preventit Scotland being free

If ah'd kent that it could happen
Then ah might have votit yes
Cos ah dinnae like the workfare or tories
But ah dinnae like tae change things
Ah like them tae stay the same
And it's really awfy scary bein free

Ah'm the wan thit votit naw
And ah'm sorry tae yis aw
Fur ah really didna think it wud be me
That cost us independence
When I cast my vote the day
wis the wan preventit Scotland being free

Soooorrrrreeeee.

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