Sunday, July 07, 2013

The Scottish King Rib Supper

The Scottish King Rib Supper

Sae wrang it's right!
It's made ae shite!
The Scottish King Rib Supper!
Made o mystery meat,
Pure seasoned feet,
Deep fried in lard or butter!
Wi salt n sauce
Nae vinegar tosh
An aroma that's amazin
Through chip shop windows
Noses to glass
bairns at King ribs are gazin
Fur the flash there's fish
And chicken too
But they cost a pretty penny
For a massive feast
That'll stuff yer breist
King ribs are the choice ae many.
If I get wed
Afore I'm dead
At the wedding I'll be scoffin
That mystery meat, 
made ae Seasoned feet
That'll put me in ma coffin

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