By Hamish Drummond, aged 33 and a bit
It isn't just pizza that Kristy delivers,
But birthday cake treats that go straight to the withers*!
Topped off with icing and tasting of yum
What's not on my withers it goes on my tum :(
*horses have them, I think, so I assume we do too. And I'm choosing to interpret it to mean 'bum' here. So I'm using quite a lot of poetic licence, really.
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